🚨 Balding Alert 🚨

Are you experiencing an increasing amount of forehead real estate?
Do you find yourself wondering where your youthful hairline went?
We understand. And we're here to help you confront the undeniable truth.
Need Help?
We provide 24/7 emotional support for those suffering from prematurely receding hairlines. Fill out our imaginary form and one of our imaginary therapists will get back to you.
It's Time to Face Facts.
Hairline Support is dedicated to raising awareness for those whose hair seems to be on a permanent vacation.
While we can't *actually* bring it back, we can offer:
- Moral support for your devolving scalp.
- Tips for embracing the "new you."
- A safe space to share your hair-raising tales.
Alternatively, you could get yourself a flight booked with Turkish (H)Airlines.